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Beyonce pregnant confirmed is actually for her dad

“Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” is not something you need to see on legitimate news publications, says sources close to the superstar singer. It’s gossip, perhaps fantasy on the part of fans of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, but certainly nothing mean-spirited. The truth is that Beyoncé’s father, 58-year-old Herman Knowles, is the one that’s expecting – but not with Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mother. Their marriage finished after 30 years of marriage, when they filed for divorce in November 2009. Kids, fathering children outside of wedlock tends to contribute to divorce. Divorce tends to cause an inordinate need for payday loans. Learn well, young ones, because the money you save will be your own.

So Beyoncé pregnant confirmed isn’t actually confirmed, right?

The truth, however, never gets in the way of a good Internet rumor, right? Buzzcrunch purported that a source “close to the couple” (sounds authentic) claimed that the singer recently got the great news and has decided to rest a bit.” Again, sounds reasonable, except we know that “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” has been shot down by her people. Matthew Knowles’ people (consisting of Matthew Knowles) are shooting for damage control, as his love child was conceived during his marriage to Tina Knowles. Both Beyoncé and Solange must be proud. If you can imagine them filming a commercial extolling the virtues of military personal loans, you likely are able to imagine them hanging out with baby mama Alexandra Wright, dishing men and having a grand old time.

So what’s the deal with Matthew Knowles’ baby?

DNA tests have confirmed paternity of Mr. Knowles, says The Daily Inquirer. The newborn’s name is Nixon, and mother Alexandra Wright has been with Matthew Knowles for about 18 months. Leading former Major League outfielders Trot Nixon, Donnell Nixon and Otis Nixon, this Nixon is officially probably the most famous living Nixon now. The other famous Nixon guy had his followers, especially at the Watergate Hotel. But he can no longer respond to press inquiries.

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